TJ: The Jerk, 2016

TJ: The Jerk, 2016

 

TJ

Anywhere between 5 and 43 years old, TJ the Siamese stray cat holds the original title of "Attack Bear" and does not appreciate the use of this site to mock him, but lacks the opposable thumbs to delete this bio.  TJ spent a fair chunk of his youth on the street where he developed FIV (cat AIDS) and a lust for potato chips. But TJ can't have potato chips any more, and that makes him angry. He is allergic to red food dye, most types of scented litter, and weakness. TJ's name stands for The Jerk. TJ has a lot of anxiety when left alone, so Alex got him a kitten. One of TJ's favorite past-times is attacking any paper media the Attack Bear Press team is currently working with until it is dead. TJ's favorite human is Alex, and TJ's least favorite human is Not-Alex.